February 2012
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IT'S DO WHAT I WANT TUESDAY!
Do what you want!
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TMI Tuesday: put the #s in my ask
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
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Mockingjay
Just finished Mockingjay. Disappointed doesn’t begin to cover it. So many arbitrary deaths. Such a useless love triangle. So many ridiculous plot devices. I’m outraged that Katniss didn’t either:
Realize she’s into girls, ditch Peeta and Gale, and marry Johanna to validate Johanna’s existence in the story and her survival.
Realize she’s into girls, ditch...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Anonymous asked: 8, 35
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Anonymous asked: 5. Who I wish I could be.
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Things to ask me?
Put the #’s in my Ask.
1. Three things I want to say to three different people.
2. One of my insecurities.
3. What turns me on.
4. One of my bad habits.
5. Who I wish I could be.
6. Where I want to be right now.
7. The last thing I ate.
8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
9. What song I’m currently listening to.
10. The last time I cried and why.
11....
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“Si vous êtes pris dans le rêve de l’autre, vous êtes foutu.”
– Gilles Deleuze
“If you are caught in another’s dream, you are done for.”
spydi-mel asked: hey hey ;) thanx for the follow back , here have this complimentary random fact , did you know butterflies taste with their feet !!! true story
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Well fuck.
Totally forgot I was supposed to get blood work done today.
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amusedminor asked: Your five favorite words?
theperksofbeingrachel asked: Just stumbled upon ur blog both here and on blogspot! Love them both! I write on blogspot as well under the title, "The Unpublished Life"! Anyway I wanted to say your blog's amazing!
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byronthebowman-deactivated20120 asked: Who is your favorite actor/actress? Favorite director?
Anonymous asked: You're sexy, and I like your tumblr!
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Dying my hair green.
Hellz yeah.
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eccoecho asked: Dear boyfriend, Dear past me, Dear future me, Dear anyone
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I've never done one of these!
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex best friend,
Dear best friend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mum,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,